Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

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Ménage à twin

The act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.

Mike is fucking Brittany and Erica in the smush room; a true ménage à twin.

by lbeesntdeirx August 19, 2011

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à la mode

a) Fashionable; in the current style or fashion.

b) (US) Served with ice cream.

"we served the apple pie à la mode"

by Devilwymyn October 01, 2011

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prêt-à-snorter

When your dealer pre-crushes drugs for you.

"Seriously that new dealers shit is the best for going out to the bar with. It's always totally prêt-à-snorter, you can do lines so much more efficiently now! I almost gave up on drugs, thank god i didn't!"

by MurderSuicidePactByPinkySwear September 08, 2008

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