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The surname of a tribe of men known to have very large genitalia. This tribe is particularly concentrated in the midwestern United States, specifically Illinois. Their size and sheer girth is staggering to most females.
Ron: Who are those kids that are stealing all our young split tail?
W Brasky: Oh them. They're all Emery's. They all have cocks the size of trolley cars. It's unreal.
Emery by Reginald D. Emery January 15, 2011
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probably the best damn skate shoe to use out there.
emerica by Anonymous October 1, 2003
Emery is a beautiful name. It’s meant for a boy but I think that it’s much better for a girl. She is strong, beautiful on the inside and out and is always there for anyone. At school all the boys love her but yet she hates herself and the way she looks. At the end of the day she loves her self deeply but she doesn’t always act like it especially when she is alone.
Person1: What’s the matter EMERY?
Emery: I’ve already said this before, I don’t know
Emery by Anonymous000000007 January 20, 2019
A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.
The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.
Emerick by Ron Merz September 8, 2007
An incredibly muscular man containing staggering genital size and a jaw droppingly deep sexy voice. An Emery is an Alpha male, someone who likes to show off his sheer dominance and powerful masculinity by flexing his muscles.
Christine: (Walks to Gym) Hey Sarah! Abs today?
Sarah: Yeah, 2 sets so far!
Christine: Oh ok I think I'll do Abs too......*gasp*..
Sarah: What?
Christine: Look at that guy over there, he's so sexy and big...and is that an anaconda in his pants?
Sarah: WOW, must be an Emery!
Emery by Nexus920 August 6, 2011
"Did you see Emery today? She's killing it, what a girlboss!"
emery by jamike December 13, 2021