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Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.

An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.

Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
by manbearpenguin November 15, 2009
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Something used to make life easier,but in most movies pictured as a bane of humanity.Word of czech orgin invented by czech novelist Karel Capek for mechanical workers.
by 9Rifleman January 3, 2008
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A man who is very strong and emotionless, or at least not showing emotion at the time. Robots usually seem to appear violent, even while not doing anything. Although listed as an insult, it is also a compliment. This is usually used by punk/rock people.
Holy shit, that guy's a fuckin robot!
by steve April 2, 2004
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A mindless tool of the corporate machine that quantifies human emotion with variables.
When Jonathan the robot was verbally berated by his mother, his face shed but 1.7 tears.
by Wang Hang Lo June 16, 2003
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"Robots are like so hot".
"I <3 Robots"
by robotcity September 4, 2003
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When you lag you look like you are doing the robot! IT ROX!
by Tony November 20, 2003
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Something that is incredibly hard to find a proper definition for.
You try searching robot!
by Beth November 17, 2003
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