Douche'

The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.

Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'

by oneshallrise November 26, 2010

douche

The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.

Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!

by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011

Douche

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

by crazy_birch January 14, 2015

douche

Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.

The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.

by This was my version of "the talk"--grew up in a rediculously puritanical Doctor's household. October 1, 2005

Douché

A combination of existing words 'touché' and 'douche'.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.

Example 1:
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."

Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."

by AbstractDoctrine March 5, 2011

douche

obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment

Spencer Pratt pretty much screams DOUCHE

by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 27, 2008

douche'

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.

To that I can only say douche' .

by J Bo January 27, 2007