Czarcasm

noun.
Also "tsarcasm."
1. Derisive and intentional irony relating to Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.
2. The derisive and intentional irony of Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.

1. Rasputin's drunken and biting czarcasm offended Alexandra, who, unbeknownst to him, had come into the room.

2. Peter's pithy reply to his minister was an accomplishment in czarcasm.

by Andrew Simpson, Esq. July 25, 2008

cargasm

The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

carcass

Classic death metal band from England.

Have you heard the Carcass album 'Wake Up and Smell the Carcass'?

by Vaikkonen March 8, 2005

Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath

When ones breath smells like they've been chewing on a rotting animal carcass that had been left in the hot sun, combined this with not drinking liquids for a long period of time and you get Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath.

I once tongue kissed this guy at a party but almost gagged because he had thirsty rotten carcass breath. He needed a drink, a mint and an orthodontist.

by Big Bobby Bacon November 8, 2012

carsasm

it is a sarcastic sarcasm

THAT WAS CARSASM _______

by RAWRISHNESSISCOUGH March 22, 2011

moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

circasm

A male orgasm that is so powerful that an uncircumcised male instantly becomes circumscribed.

Dude I totally shot my foreskin all over some chicks face when I reached circasm.

by Davezkidz May 8, 2008