69

The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST

Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.

by ThisIsMyKingdomCum April 17, 2020

69

Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?

Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!

by Elbert Ainstein October 10, 2014

69

A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.

Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".

by biznuge November 15, 2012

the 69

a sex position where the women sucks on the mans cock whiles he sucks on her vagina

i don't know any sentence for the 69

by elord1243 March 26, 2021

69

Amazing sex position were man gets a mouthful of a womens pussy while the woman is eating up his dick at the same time.

hey

babe after this movie wanna 69?

by H0RNl October 18, 2019

69

Guys...It's just a number...Yall are so dirty-minded.

Person 1: How much money do you have?
Person 2: 69 Bucks, why?
Person 1: Haha...69...
Person 2: Bruh!

by I didn't use my real name! March 31, 2022

69

The number that comes after 68

"Dude, those girls over there are into 69!"
"Can they help me with my algebra homework?"

by Xenoslyce December 9, 2018