affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 04, 2011

Affectionate Fonds

Someone who adores being in a romantic or sexual relationship with someone. And by your side.

A beloved boy with that girl. They're a sincere good couple. He must have affectionate fonds for her deeply.

Don't call me a fuckboy dumbass. Unlike you, affectionate fonds is what I'll give for a woman if I love her that much.

by Affectionate Fonds July 29, 2018

e-affectionate

Being affectionate via internet.

*PETS*, *hugs*, etc.

by Dvorah June 23, 2005

e-affectionate

What happened to Ned Beatty in the movie "Deliverance".

The mountain man was "E-affectionate" to Bobby (or
in this case "eeeeeeeeee-affectionate".

by Teeyum September 30, 2005

Affectionate Sex

"Affectionate Sex" is a type of sex, when people have sex cause of the need to show their affection as a friend or lover.

Joshua and Stacy had affectionate sex! Hilarious!

by cheoud August 04, 2022

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 09, 2019