The Game 

Basic (and currently definitive) rules:

1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)

2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.

3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.

4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.

(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.

5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.

6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)

(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).

7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely.
In two years of Game-ness, i have only known one person to do so, to the shock and awe of the rest of our little clique.

(b) This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won.
This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it (and consequently lost).

8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as an unspoken purpose to The Game is to get as many people playing as possible

THE PROBLEM: Now, if Rule 34 states "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. "

Since "The Game" is a subject, and there is no conceivable pornography of it, then by default, the converse of Rule 34 would be "It doesn't exist if there's no porn of it."

Therefore, The Game doesn't exist! Muahahahahahhaha

David: Dude, I just lost the game
Carl: Haha! I invoke Rule 34! I can nevar lose!1!11!1
1!! IT'S ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!

David then procedes to kill himself, as he just created a paradox.

The Game by Shot in the Dark June 11, 2009

The Game 

Whenever you think about the game, you lose the game. And whenever you think/lose the game, you must tell everyone so that they lose as well. Once started, you can never stop playing until you die.

Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.

You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!

P1: I just lost the game!
Group: Dammit, lost the game! Why do you always think about it?!

The Game by Germa88 May 23, 2009

the game 

a.k.a.: "lose the game". A cultural phenomenon that's sweeping the nation. The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists.

RULE 1: You are playing The Game.
RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
RULE 3: Loss must be announced.

Ben: Hey, did you see the game last night?
Isaac: Dang it, i just lost the game!
Ben: Aw, me too!

the game by Ben Jamin Morgan June 9, 2007

The Game 

a game that will painfully pop up from the moment you finish reading this example untill the day you die!!

You are now playing the game, this is because you know about the game. When you forget about the game you are winning the game but you do not know you are because as soon as you realise you are winning you will remember about the game and remembering means your losing. the aim of the game is to forget for as long as possible and then tell someone about THE GAME.

im sorry but you must understand that i had to tell you all!

The Game by Tarin December 28, 2005

the game 

A game wher the point is not to remember that you are playing it. As soon as you do you have lost. When you lose you have to immediately say so out loud.

Mike: I've just lost the game.
Jo: Oh, dammit!

the game by Last Chancer October 19, 2006

The Game 

A game people play where the goal is to not think about it. The real winners are those who aren't even aware of it.

You just lost it by looking it up on here for some reason. Great job!

You lost the game.

The Game by Glennicus March 29, 2017

the game 

born into the world as Jayceon Taylor, The Game had roots of any outstanding rapper. Living in Compton, California (Birthplace of Gangsta Rap)The Game had hard knocks at a young age. After his father was accused of raping his sister, The Game was put into custody of his grandparents. His other two brothers were sent to foster homes and sisters with them. Though they lived relatively close, The Game didin't get really involved in the family until his brother, Jevon, a Crip gang member, got shot and killed.
The Game, wanting out of the hood, decided to tag along with his older brother, Big Fase 100. Fase taught him how to run the streets and set up shop. Fase, being a Blood gangmember, converted The Game into a Blood. Then, when one of his adopted brothers died, The Game went hard-core. He stole anything he could and sold everything he could. His mother, after giving him a second chance, kicked The Game out of her house.
Fase and The Game then moved to the projects of a nearby city and set up shop there. A lucrative businesss, the drug trade caught the eyes of many rivals. One night, while The Game was alone in his apartment, there was a knock on the door. When he opened up, he would get shot five times. Becoming very thankful, he spent the next five months in recovery thiking about a better future. The Game asked his brother Fase to bring him Dre’s The Chronic, Big’s Ready To Die, Jay-Z’s Reasonable Doubt, Ice Cube’s Death Certificate, Snoop’s Doggystyle, 2Pac’s All Eyez On Me, every Kool G Rap record, and anything from NWA.
After analyzing them, The Game came out with his own mix-tape. The CD would eventually hit the hands of the Gangsta Rap King, Dr.Dre. After signing him with Aftermath Records, Dr. Dre wanted to expose The Game to the rap game. Seeing as how 50 Cent was in the news and well known, Dr. Dre thought that moving The Game into G-Unit would give him the eyes he needed to see rap. At first, 50 Cent and The Game were getting along. 50 Cent helped The Game make songs for his album, The Documentary. But after long, the two ex-gang members' relationship would head south. After Ja Rule, Fat Joe, and Jadakiss came out with "New York", 50 Cent made a track for his new album, The Massacre, called "Piggy Bank". The song contained disses at Ja Rule, Fat Joe, and Jadakiss. 50 Cent looked for ALL of the G-Unit to back him up. But when The Game publicly spoke to MTV and said that he chose NEITHER side, 50 Cent grew pissed. Then, when 50 Cent found out that The Game was doing songs with Nas, 50 Cent publicly spoke to Hot 97, in New York, kicking The Game out of G-Unit. The interview would be cut short however, after shots were heard coming out of the Hot 97 building. Even so, The Game is a crazy raper. The Game's ability is superb in that he has a flow of words and doesn't go over the beats per minute. The Game's experences bring out the gangsta that he is and his rhymes easily out-wit those of 50 Cent. With The Documentary almost reaching platinum, The Game has proved that even the January cold can't stop his West Coast hot rhymes. His only regret? The fact that his grandma, the one who nicknamed him The Game, never saw him make it in the game...

The Game is the best rapper from the West Coast since Snoop Dogg, Tupac and Dr.Dre.

the game by Lights Out March 7, 2005