mars bar party

Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out

Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party

by Jon Dohe January 30, 2004

Strangle A Mars Bar

Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'

by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011

Mars Bar Kiss

When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.

Wna mars bar kiss?

by Moloopa April 27, 2003

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

mars bar game

A sex game. great at parties.

Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.

Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.

Fucking Awesome. play it

Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)

by tarzan February 24, 2004

mars bar

slang word for scar beat that ha!

so how's ben gettin on with his mars bar

by taky drive June 29, 2007

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019