Jack Bauer

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread

I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

Jack Bauer

Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops

Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.

by Asdquefty March 31, 2005

Jack Bauer

Named after the TV character, a term used to describe the act of staying awake for 24 hours straight.

There was so much work to do, I had to pull a Jack Bauer to get it done in time.

by redzeoranger2007 May 8, 2007

Jack Bauer

1. Proper noun meaning the all mighty and powerful terroist killer.

see best or greatest or even ultimate

2. A crappy counterstrike player most of the time. Can be good if playing scrubs or gimps. See scrub.

Jack Bauer is the best character in action drama television ever.

by Rock Out January 25, 2005

Jack Bauer

damn he rocks, hes the manliest guy on tv. and as for his daughter kim all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

jack bauer rocks so hard it hurts

by jacksbiggestfan June 30, 2003

jack bauer

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)

Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.

by houjhkhj kfgkjfgj January 5, 2007

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007