Abe Lincoln

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

the abe lincoln

when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face

you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln

by Big R August 29, 2003

abe lincoln

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Abe Lincoln

the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.

ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie

by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010

Abe Lincoln

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.

I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln

by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009

abe lincoln

getting sucked off by your girlfriend then cumming on her face and throwing your pubes on the jiz and and raise ur fist up and scream abe lincoln

salley got an abe lincoln

by blinkfreak February 10, 2005

the abe lincoln

Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head

That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time

by CP A620 April 3, 2005