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Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

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by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

masculine vagina

Noun: A vagina with a clit so huge that people think that it is a dick. Counterpart of the Feminine Penis.

Ow man, I really wanted to bang Jocelyn but her Masculine vagina is bigger than my dick.

by LovelyCunt666 March 14, 2017

Vagina

the magical place where you suck on and where babies come out

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Jeff: for real? i wish i could go to the magical place…

by grawr69420 March 8, 2023

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

by pseudoef April 27, 2015

vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa

Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina

by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021