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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 9, 2010
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Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt
Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢
by French urban Fry April 27, 2022
mugGet the Turdmug.

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.
Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021
mugGet the Sprinkle turdmug.

Turd Bucket Challenge

When you fill a bucket with turds and pour it over your head
"I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025
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Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
by Space4kraken June 9, 2025
mugGet the Slur turdmug.

Rebel turds

A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby
by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018
mugGet the Rebel turdsmug.

Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

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