Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.
by rat_excavators July 16, 2021
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Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
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Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021
Get the Turd Culprit mug.1) A common synonym for Trudeau or Trudeau supporters.
2) A person who cannot speak without including a lie or an insult.
3) A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
4) Can refer to a person who is distasteful or disgusting, usually of left-wing political ideology.
5) A particularly nasty pile of crap – defecation.
6) An individual or group of individuals who are afraid of truckers and/or protesters.
7) A particularly distasteful Liberal Prime Minister.
2) A person who cannot speak without including a lie or an insult.
3) A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
4) Can refer to a person who is distasteful or disgusting, usually of left-wing political ideology.
5) A particularly nasty pile of crap – defecation.
6) An individual or group of individuals who are afraid of truckers and/or protesters.
7) A particularly distasteful Liberal Prime Minister.
by Canadian Truth February 17, 2022
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iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
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