Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Tree-Up

Raised concrete due to tree growth, creating a ramp for skaters to pop up

"Yo bro watch me hit this tree-up"

by Jackshart January 7, 2023

whites tree frog

The best Species of frog! Loves to have lots of friends In the wild and In a vivarium.

Sadie just bought two whites tree frogs! She named the Mike and Bruce.

by Froglover360 January 21, 2023

treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

by treeing July 7, 2018

mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.

The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.

by BandNazi May 25, 2007

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.

Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.

by Peso_Gemini June 8, 2022