Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 16, 2017

Bone Job

Getting fisted by a person missing a hand and using only a job.

She sent elbow with that bone job

by wigglebang September 26, 2018

dry bones

when you are tugging your meat but don't use lube

after a hard day working at the mines, wario decided to go dry bones

by vantawhitechudcel May 17, 2025

Bones

A NPC type of person that serves no purpose in any situation

Your pulling a Bones please stfu

by socialphenom1 November 2, 2022

J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

misty bone

Getting a blow jop while she vapes.

Bro she gave me a misty bone

by MrSquiy September 30, 2017

on the meat bone

when you're really smart

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"

by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020