A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.
Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.
by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014
Get the sticky sammug. Sam is the type of guy who thinks he’s extremely unattractive but is in fact the exact opposite. He is extremely attractive without knowing. Also has a nice booty.
Sam has a big booty
by T-shirt October 17, 2019
Get the Sammug. by T0mm1 October 31, 2021
Get the Sam le puelmug. A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.
Balls.
Also he is autistic always.
Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.
Balls.
Also he is autistic always.
Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!
by shmamtheman May 22, 2023
Get the Sammug. by sam stutzmans December 13, 2019
Get the sam stutzmanmug. 
A fat speacy 4head wanker that has had sex with a fat wanker goat called Jimmy torez that has big bongos
by Mut cunt April 23, 2019
Get the Sam Gowermug.