Daniel Theorem

A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.

Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!

by DanielAlmighty January 17, 2024

Daniel squelch

A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.

I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!

by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 8, 2023

Daniel & Jemal

Two lovers who don’t want to express their feelings to each other.

I am Daniel & Jemal

by SomeNormalUser November 20, 2023

daniel

the worst person you will ever meet. his vibrant ginger hair follicles will blind you, leaving you to just hear his awful insults, though blindness would actually be good if you were to encounter him. he simply is unloveable and you may want to hide your kids from him too.

jerry: omg it’s daniel!!
eva: everybody run!!!!!

by vivid_star October 22, 2023

Danielle

Danielle is a beautiful girl who usually has brown hair and green/ blue eyes. She’s kind, caring but gets into a lot of play fights. Her friends usually start with a: T,M,S, etc and usually gets a lot of boys ;)

Danielle likes sleep

by T3gan November 3, 2019

Daniel

Daniel is an arsonist and likes to set stuff on fire and blow stuff up

Jason Dean is a daniel

by NataliaRomanov November 21, 2022

damn daniel

fresh as fuck
swag on point
always at it with the white vans
loves a good Stüssy

Homeboy 1: "Dude, its Daniel"
Homeboy 2: "Damn, he's wearing the same vans as yesterday."
Homeboy 1: "Damn Daniel, back at it again wit the white Vans!"

by condescending goat August 19, 2016