Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

dad

poop

you are a dad

by ====== August 4, 2022

Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019

Dad it

The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.

DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.

by Magnus554 June 18, 2017