Cock-haggled

When a woman refuses to have sex with a male until the male does something she wants him to.

male: "come on baby lets have sex"
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(

*the male has just been cock-haggled.

by Downtown44 March 16, 2010

cocking hell

Used instead of "Fucking hell", in order to display anger, or stress.
Sometimes used in an angry situation to slightly lighten the mood.

You-When is that Science homework due?
A friend-Next lesson
You-Oh cocking hell! Why does Miss Smith have to be such a dick?

by KikiThatsMe May 21, 2008

cock slung

Placed in a position of helplessness usually as a result of one's own actions or fate conspiring against you.

Fuck I missed my appointment now I'm totally cock slung.

by Setzer April 5, 2004

Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.

After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.

by Stu Steg April 24, 2019

Cock-Unblockable

Much as the expression itself implies...

A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.

The state of being impervious to a cock block.

Say what you want about dicks being stoppable, but that mutha-fucka is cock-unblockable!

by NissaGrande June 1, 2009

shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.

Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.

by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008

Cock Level

The state of being in which ones head is at an equal level vertically with a set of male genitalia.

Cord- "Hey Leslie, wanna suck my dick?"
Leslie- "Why on Earth would I want to do that?"
Cord- "Well I just figured since you were at cock level..."

by Renegadeangel92 March 4, 2010