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Touching Money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023
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money

What I sold my ass on the streets for
Little Timmy spent his allowance on chains and a lambo and shit, so his mom drop kicked his ass and said, "all right you little shit, I just got laid off and I have a mortgage to pay of on this shithole of a house, so the next time you waste my money I will disown your ass harder than your cunt father used to beat me before he left me for that ho that's twenty years younger than him!"
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Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
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Too money

Too money: too gaudy, unapologetically riche hood.

Too money is the bridge between ratchet and bourgeois.
"'To the World' is too money, Kanye's a fucking try hard

"Bob wanted to make it rain Olde English after finals, but that's way too money for me. I don't fuck with malt liquor."
by Gurkman March 27, 2013
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Ringtone Money

A more modern term for "disposable income", which is defined as, "Income (after taxes) that is available to you for saving or spending."

The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.
"I have enough money to pay my bills, I just need to pick up a couple extra hours so I can have some ringtone money for our trip to the West Palm Beach."
by BenSDC February 2, 2010
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Money Moves

An Action Some one Does That Has the Person Think About Him/Her For The Rest Of The day
by Urban dictionary of California November 7, 2020
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Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.
by adolfnigler January 4, 2023
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