Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

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straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

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Gay Straight Man

It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)

"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."

by YourTypicalDumbass February 23, 2021

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Straight Dog

When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.

dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???

by Lord Panda November 28, 2019

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New generation of bogans tipical to the city of Christchurch New Zealand smokes weed listens to metal and drinks bourbon by the litre has ripped jeans Wife beater or t shirt black hoddie and steel capped boots can be seen doing skids but more likely realy drunk hanging out the window of a car

that guy is really straight boags

by Capatain skids November 30, 2009

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