by mcr4ever March 3, 2016
Get the hang-up rulemug. Porn videos involving a DJ attempting to shove items such as cords, CDs, records, mixing consoles, turntables and knobs up their asshole with a big metal pole.
by pepsi anal May 25, 2022
Get the DJ rule 34mug. Rules of being in an xbox party.
1.) Don’t join if your on the phone
2.) Don’t ear hustle for longer than 30 mins
3.) If you aren’t playing the game as others, don’t join.
1.) Don’t join if your on the phone
2.) Don’t ear hustle for longer than 30 mins
3.) If you aren’t playing the game as others, don’t join.
by Pantssquare bobsponge August 3, 2019
Get the Xbox Party Rulesmug. Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
by notsoslick January 7, 2019
Get the 5 year rulemug. The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)
1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
by Ramzhal April 14, 2008
Get the squiggly line rulemug. The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
by p14nd4 July 11, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011
Get the Two Week Rulemug.