by raybeez July 28, 2022
Get the I'm McFuckin itmug. When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d August 30, 2015
Get the I'm starting promug. I actually am
Sigma, sigma on the wall
Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma
You underestimate my skibidi power
Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!
Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma
You underestimate my skibidi power
Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!
by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025
Get the I'm da Skibidi Sigmamug. I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE
How old are you? I'M ONE
by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023
Get the I'M ONEmug. Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"
Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
Get the If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is truemug. Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.
X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015
Get the I'm a fish in the seamug. "I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 3, 2024
Get the "I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.mug.