Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022

Ninja Starring

Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants

Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.

by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Ninja

Someone who always bans innocent people on fortnite for no reason and is known for his cringe after getting ligma

I killed ninja and I’ll get banned from fortnite

by Fortnitekid1234567 December 9, 2018

Ninja

1. A stealthy, agile person who is usually very good with hand to hand combat and is good with marshal arts

2. A cry baby, epic calling, fortnite playing, entitle, cant make people floss, ligma having, overpaid, stupid, blue haird bitch boy, in other words, Richard Tyler Blevins.

1. Wow youre so stealthy like a ninja
2.FUCKED YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by Donald Duck WHY August 1, 2020

ninja trucker

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

by Captain Pumperloaf March 7, 2009

Ninja

A virgin

+Ligma died of ninja.
-what’s ninja?
+a virgin

by Real Craig November 5, 2018