Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011
Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019
by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 07, 2020
by british babe November 26, 2009
Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!
by Gooey monster December 19, 2017