dingle-horse

you call that idiot a dingle horse as he cannot do anything that the person has asked to do

i can't lie, ur gyal is a dingle-horse

by waterpipesock February 16, 2024

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022

horse

Horses are the best animals!!! They are so majestic, kind, and caring. They are great companions. The only downfall of having a horse is they cost a lot of money.

Look at Suzy! Her horse is so pretty! I bet her parents are rich.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all August 19, 2015

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018