excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

by End_owled December 4, 2017

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

French

Fuck the French, with all their fucking hats and long ass baguettes I can guarantee they use as a dildo.

Fuck you, Louis, you're fucking French!

by Duct47 November 8, 2023

French

The French are people coming from France or its islands.

The French are people with great presence because they are classy, extremely charismatic, have a sense of style, speak one of the most respected languages in the world and because they come from the country that everyone dreams of visiting. The French are noticed no matter where they go.

The French make you dream!

« Impossible is not French. »

by TheTrueDictionary November 21, 2021

French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.

Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .

by Comicus January 3, 2019