by Saladfruit May 26, 2018

I'm just a normal guy :0. so uh i hope you have a great day/night/evenjng/whatever. If you dont well then here, have some bread 🍞. I know its not much but theres always a tomorow for better days.
Ethan i choose you!
*pokedex:is a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan give you a glass of water for you while you go and prepare to sleep*
*pokedex:is a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan give you a glass of water for you while you go and prepare to sleep*
by Another ethan on the web July 20, 2019

A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis
by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019

by yeahsowut October 17, 2020

A unfunny rude piece of shit. Ethan will probably fuck your mom and blame you for it. Hes a smart ass thats missing the smarts.
by cemn September 3, 2021

This is a code word used in the British army for when a child is taken from there parents as a baby and placed under care of another man. This child is then used as a sex slave for there adopted parents.
by Ethan Bonner December 16, 2019
