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Ethan

by Bot wombat September 30, 2019
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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
by Ihateblackpeeople January 19, 2023
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ethan

a cute catboy whose super smart and funny. He's really shy but you love him anyway and his smile lights up the room. He is such a pretty eboy
omg did you sew that guy? he's such an ethan!
by beckteriahotel March 19, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.
Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more
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Ethan Walker Gibson

Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.
by el amor de tu vida October 15, 2023
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Ethan Knight Tingle

ethan knight tingle is called tinkerbell
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
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