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cunt-vendor

One who sells vaginas with little class or respect for their trade, either directly, as in a barefoot streetworker, or indirectly, as in a hairy-palmed pimp or the thick-tongued proprietor of a sex shop.
i asked if she had a condom and the cunt-vendor just laughed.

my father always told me, go to school or you'll end up a lonely online cunt-vendor.
by TOMMY YIKES December 27, 2010
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rude cunt

Rude Cunt. An extremely Disrespectful, insensitive, self involved person who only cares about themselves and what matters to them..
Oh my God.. I can't believe he'd say that..!! That fucking Robert he is one Rude Cunt.. Someone should teach him some manners..
by KittyKat37 May 24, 2018
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Dismissive Cunt

A person who disregards substantial evidence to preserve their biased opinion.
"Why don't they listen to the evidence?"
"They're just being dismissive cunts."
by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016
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cunt hung

A man unusually obsessed with girls; girl crazy.
Once again, Tom can't hang out tonight. He's so cunt hung, we'll never see him again.
by One dude. May 24, 2009
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Cunt Dragon

A legendary, mythical creature that hath no mercy upon lesser legends, such as nessie, gnomes, leprechauns, and santa. A cunt dragon is a figurative expression used for when a women is PMSing or is in bitchmode, and expresses her inner anger through her vagina. A cunt dragon is the epitome of bitchiness, which leds to bad sex, or worse, no sex at all. Essentially when the cunt dragon is out, you better hide, because hell hath no fury like an enraged cunt dragon. Alternatively, the expression is used similarly to "dousche-bag."
Jack: "Angela is being a major bitch tonight man, I have a feeling its going to be a rough night."

Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!

Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"
by McGullicuddy McGoobinheimer X September 12, 2010
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cunt chops

A harsh and abrupt way to comment upon someone who is extemely un-attractive.
"look at cunt chops overthere, what an ugly bastard he is."
by Bohemia84 March 17, 2006
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cunt slap

The act of slapping someone with your cunt.
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, you're going to get cunt slapped in the face.
by Cunter McCunt May 27, 2006
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