canned up

When someone gets hit so hard, they drop where they stand without folding.

"Damn Joe, did you see Gray fight that guy? He got canned up!"

by The Animalistic January 24, 2017

Dan the can

Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

Spray can

When you give your having sexual intercourse with your partner and you finish all over them covering their body like a spray can

Louis:Last night I gave Alice the spray can.
Harvey:really your crazy bro

by JustCallMeL;) April 13, 2020

Sardine Can

When you peal back her panties and juice starts to drip between her lips and gives you a whiff of a rancid fish smell that makes you gag but proceed to eat it while pinching your nose!

Hey Bob, “How was Marilyn last night?” Man she was a kipper snack in a sardine can, tasted like anchovies!

by Big “E” March 29, 2025

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.

Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018