Hoochie Block

In groups chat, sending a message immediately after someone, causing the group to miss the previous message

Sophie hoochie blocked me on Messenger, so no one commented on my cute pics!

by TheSilverDoe89 October 09, 2019

Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist August 06, 2015

bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.

Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!

by Sgt. Slick October 01, 2015

Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers

Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!

by Motherfuckerwithsocks@nohomo March 29, 2022

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 09, 2011

Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

Bypress Block

The tuffest niggas in the Bronx ‼️ Known for having other hoods take flight

Don't go to Bypress block them nigga wild

by Nobodyxzy February 01, 2016