Tiggy Tits

An philipino fat man that has an iq of less than 50, also he has bitch tits and is under five foot two.

Look at that guys tiggy tits they sure are big, i just want to bean dip them.

by tiggy tits March 21, 2009

tit dirt

a phrase that can be used to explain negativeness

Bob: " wow that job was harder than tit dirt."

by BIZZLE55 June 28, 2010

bomb tits

The highest level of coolness is to be bomb tits.

That party was bomb tits.
Jessica Alba is bomb tits.

by ShwiptyBoo May 13, 2006

jesus tits

generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice

"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"

by gee-zus TITz April 30, 2003

How's tits?

An awkward greeting commonly used by naive, recent immigrants from England and Australia as they attempt to assimilate into American culture. The greeting is generally met with confusion initially but can progress to feelings of anger and hostility towards the speaker if allowed to continue.

Craig: How's tits?
Michael: What the hell does that mean? Quit being such a fucking douche!

by bk5 duck of the future December 1, 2009

tit-for-tat

The practice of a female’s either showing a man “The Merchandise” or letting him feel her up in exchange for his assistance. Often mentioned in the case of a normally-modest/celibate female who does not want to expose herself but feels that she may have no choice at the time because she really needs the male’s immediate help but possesses no money or other "acceptable" way to presume to expect said male to exert himself on her behalf.

Roomie #1: Yo! It's eleven p.m., Girl! Where ya been?
Roomie # 2: Oh, had a flat tire, hunny, 'way out in the boonies! Lucky for me that country boy stopped by on his ATV and changed it for me!
Roomie #1: He did it for FREE?!?? You told me you were outta foldin' money.
Roomie # 2: Yeah, I know --- hadda give him a little tit-for-tat first.

by QuacksO November 26, 2011

ape tits

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.

"I was super excited to see The Hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape tits! It didn't even blow me."

I thought that Mufasa was alive. Nope. It was just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. Straight up ape tits.

by wBrynn November 15, 2011