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Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021
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Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.
Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!
by Dgill34 January 24, 2020
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ethan and serenity

ethan and serenity are the best couple they are the most loving caring souls together and they have everything going for him they both love hard and are quick and witty they both love being around the people they care about and see a future together and never give up in each other they would get married and fight for each other like they fight for the people around them
ethan and serenity are the most loving couple ever
by idbejdndisnah January 1, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan is an absolute fucking legend
by geyter August 24, 2022
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Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.
Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
by admirekisses December 11, 2021
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ethan binion

sexy daddy daddy daddy daddy

tia’s boyfriend so hot so perfect

slay queen daddy
did you see ethan binion? his ass is so fat!!
by 123lgbdaddy June 13, 2023
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Ethan

"I got fed up with seeing good definitions for my friend Ethan so I wrote this to call home a cunt"
by CloneLB03 January 16, 2020
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