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The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.
"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."
by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017
mugGet the The Smoking Treemug.

tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.
Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.
by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016
mugGet the tree wedgingmug.

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position
Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.
by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024
mugGet the The Christmas treemug.

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by anonymous December 23, 2022
mugGet the Christmas Treemug.

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
mugGet the Crying treemug.

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up
Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree
by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021
mugGet the Tree Fuckedmug.

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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