fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake

That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock

by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017

fart brothers

when you and a friend fart at the same time and the smells combine

Dylan: did we just become fart brothers?

Ty: with our powers combined, we are fart brothers!

by Fart Brothers June 25, 2017

pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

novelty fart

A fart that is loud but has no odor.

Don't worry, it doesn't smell. It was just a novelty fart.

by Crusty undies November 9, 2017

diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018

blubber fart

A fart that has the ability to clear an Igloo typically after digesting a hearty meal.

Jerome: Man, who let a blubber fart go?

Benson: Sorry, that one was mine.

by Orange Kanye March 6, 2017