tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 16, 2019

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Tea

1.) Basically gossip. People like to spread this around school. It’s usually interesting.

2.) The world’s best hot drink. You can find this at starbucks. The green version can boost metabolism.

1.)

Person 1: Wait what did she say?

Person 2: No, no, I can’t tell you.
Person 1: Please! I wanna know the tea!

Person 2: Fine- she said that you... (insert tea here)
2.)
Person 1: I love tea so much, wanna go to Starbucks and get some?

by AestheticMix June 2, 2019

Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person

Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal”

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”

by Heathertowey January 8, 2025

Faul-Tea

When someone says 'Tea' but in the wrong context or scenario

Person 1: What's your favorite kind of food?
Person 2: OMG, Tea.

Person: Um, that's a Faul-Tea use of 'Tea,' hun

by slumdom August 3, 2022