Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks
Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.
by Sparklysnail November 13, 2016
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Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 05, 2023
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Grippy Sock

A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.
"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?
by Shusky Canine May 25, 2023
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red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.
He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!
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Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock
Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!
by WISE7890 September 01, 2015
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One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
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Gucci to the socks

When someone makes sure to put cannabis all the way down the zoot as opposed to putting a small amount of tobacco near the roach (aka “a baccy stop”).
Person 1: “did you put a baccy stop in this spliff g?”
Person 2: “nah man it’s Gucci to the socks”
by Yungskunk September 24, 2021
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