Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

sacked

to have one's cohojones tied to a sycamore tree, as one's life force is sucked out of thee.

Man, did you hear Oscar dropped out of school?
Seriously? If I had the audacity to attempt that my parents would've sacked me, no questions asked.

by gnagster45671 March 29, 2023

trap sack

A trap sack is basically a bag of some sort that holds everything you’re not supposed to have

I got caught up with the feds and had my girl hide my trap sack.

by Bunny_ReapR July 9, 2025

Plotting sack

When one is attempting to fornicate.
orgin: Fairfield, CT
synonyms:
Feigning
copping

"you see that bitch over there? I'm plotting sack"
"Ye I feel you"

by Liambaker June 2, 2016

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum

Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!

by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.

Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!

by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025