Sam sangsari

by Felx Red July 22, 2022

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Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.

-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…

by I wish I had a boyfriend July 22, 2022

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sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.

you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick

by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022

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Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)

Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?

by deeznutssobig July 31, 2022

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On the outside he’s a hot sporty guy that seems good at everything, and on the inside he is the sweetest little nerd ( although he’ll never admit to it). He has a beautiful funny tortured soul that has the courage to believe in things outside of societies boxes. His laugh will forever be music to my ears, his eyes forever artwork to my mind, and his skin fireworks to my hands. Your stars are my stars xx. G

WOW Sam doesn’t have a shirt on I think I’ve forgotten how to breathe

by Garcexx August 3, 2022

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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed

Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )

by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022

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