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Playing Defense

When someone actively interrupts, blocks, or derails another person’s attempt to flirt, rizz, or joke their way into someone’s heart. Usually done in group settings or livestreams, this is the playful art of stopping your friend from “cooking.” You’re not protecting anyone from danger—you’re protecting them from success.

It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
“I was trying to talk to her at the party, but Chris kept playing defense like I owed him rent.”

“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”

“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
by genzluv July 19, 2025
mugGet the Playing Defensemug.

Play in the hay

The phrase play in the hay is often used figuratively to describe carefree or playful behavior, similar to children playing in a pile of hay. It implies having fun or enjoying oneself without any specific purpose or responsibility.
Lets play in the hay with our ball
by Lysical October 4, 2023
mugGet the Play in the haymug.

racoon play

someone who is sexually aroused by having sex in or around a dumpster
"yo, hes low-key into racoon play tho"
by mistwadumbstwa October 20, 2020
mugGet the racoon playmug.

Playing Hockey

The act of fucking an individual and I mean FUCKING them
heard you and stacy playing hockey last night
by dogs hit June 22, 2022
mugGet the Playing Hockeymug.

stick and play

this is basically a music artist who don't move around or dance a lot on stage or music video to keep the focus of his singing better and not mess it up with his dance moves. i care more about singing than watching someone dancing like im perverted.
i stick and play this song i sing my heart out too , to all my loyal fans who love me for 2000 years or more....well all their lives and how long i been going strong. thank you.
mugGet the stick and playmug.

chazz's play

This is a move in any card game, where the player may choose to throw his cards on the table and declare himself the winner regardless of what his cards were. (This is usually a last resort play by scum bag steve).
Your friends beating you in a card game? Use chazz's play and brag about beating them and how much they suck.
by chzz808 December 22, 2012
mugGet the chazz's playmug.

lets play brazil

by MXAPG October 13, 2025
mugGet the lets play brazilmug.

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