Davids are the sons of God. They are charming,Strong,Smart and tall.They will do everything to protect their loved ones.They will do everything to Destroy their enemies.They are the Heirs to earth.They need to follow the One David.
Three David for the Elven-Davids under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
by The One David May 16, 2018
Get the Davidmug. david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.
by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023
Get the davidmug. definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling
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by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021
Get the davidmug. by goja3456 December 14, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024
Get the David Sonikkboom yangmug. An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.
A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:
"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:
"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
by NAFOMan December 22, 2023
Get the David Sacksmug.