old man saggy ass

one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses

Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.

by Cameron Banzoowalktoomanshebitchfacetronthon January 21, 2004

54 year old SWAG

BILL H.

Emily: OH MY GOD! Did you see that guy who walked by?:0*mesmerized*
Erin: Yeah, thats my dad. He has 54 year old SWAG :)

by SWAGMASTER2 July 30, 2011

Cartoon Network New - Old

Cartoon Network was my childhood. I cant say how many days I woke up on a Sunday to catch the episode of Dexters Lab or Ed Edd n Eddy. Cartoon Cartoon was also taken off and when Toonami was taken off I almost shit my pants. If Fallout 3 Was a T.V channel it would be this. Now we have shit like Fish Hooks and Adventure Time which is bullshit!. People don't know what a cartoon is anymore...

Person: Hey! Want to go watch The Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network New - Old?

Me: Go fuck yourself.

by UnhappyWalrus March 6, 2011

jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.

Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"

by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011

The Old Billy Barule

Used to describe a man’s penis, often in the context of laying the wood to a female.

Jason: I saw you chatting it up with Heather at the party last weekend. Anything go down?
Mark: You’re gonna make me blush, dude. I hammered that ho with The Old Billy Barule. She’s not going to shit straight for a week at least.
Jason: Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy! That’s what I’m talking about!

by Sylvan Montague III November 13, 2019

three year old

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

three year old

by help69 October 4, 2018

old ass trick

when someone is getting older and they do little tricks that dont hurt anyones feeling.

Bri's birthday is tommrrow dalm, she is gonna be an old ass trick

by oldasstricker September 3, 2009