jihadi john

a member of islamic state. the executioner of steven sotloff, james foley, david haines and alan henning. he is british-egyptian.

Jihadi John's british accent makes me wet......

by nasty sleazy trashy classless October 30, 2014

john kerry

1) v. to waffle or equivocate
2) n. an action of such
3) n. a person who does this, for instance, Wembley would be the John Kerry of fraggles.

1) Husband: Hmmmm... Heinz Ketchup...or Hunts Catsup...ketchup...catsup...ketch...
Wife: Quit john kerrying and pick a damn condiment already!
2) Brett was so convinced that Lacey was the one, but then pulled a john kerry and ran to Heather.

by your dog March 31, 2008

John Wayne

Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.

Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.

I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.

by John Wayning October 22, 2008

elton john

It's simple. Elton John is gay right? So instead of saying gay you say Elton John, it doesn't always work so don't get caught sounding retarded.

Dude who slices his finger open:"fucking Elton John"!!

by sssshhhhhh January 28, 2007

st john

"If so desired, a nick name for male genetalia," As St john was once an important figure, so is a mans genetalia to himself.

She was all over my St john that he didnt know what had hit him.

by nG! May 16, 2006

John Mayerish

Referring to over privileged kids that are yuppies.

Preppy college kids that want to be hippies are John Mayerish.

by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020