always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood October 21, 2011

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018

Pussy block

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*

damn that lesbian is a real pussy block

by neenahbean November 12, 2022

Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.

Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.

by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017