old man saggy ass

one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses

Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.

by Cameron Banzoowalktoomanshebitchfacetronthon January 21, 2004

54 year old SWAG

BILL H.

Emily: OH MY GOD! Did you see that guy who walked by?:0*mesmerized*
Erin: Yeah, thats my dad. He has 54 year old SWAG :)

by SWAGMASTER2 July 30, 2011

Cartoon Network New - Old

Cartoon Network was my childhood. I cant say how many days I woke up on a Sunday to catch the episode of Dexters Lab or Ed Edd n Eddy. Cartoon Cartoon was also taken off and when Toonami was taken off I almost shit my pants. If Fallout 3 Was a T.V channel it would be this. Now we have shit like Fish Hooks and Adventure Time which is bullshit!. People don't know what a cartoon is anymore...

Person: Hey! Want to go watch The Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network New - Old?

Me: Go fuck yourself.

by UnhappyWalrus March 6, 2011

jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.

Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"

by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011

The Old Billy Barule

Used to describe a man’s penis, often in the context of laying the wood to a female.

Jason: I saw you chatting it up with Heather at the party last weekend. Anything go down?
Mark: You’re gonna make me blush, dude. I hammered that ho with The Old Billy Barule. She’s not going to shit straight for a week at least.
Jason: Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy! That’s what I’m talking about!

by Sylvan Montague III November 13, 2019

Knight of the Old Republic

Someone who remembers the good old days. In other words, someone who was alive during the days of the old republic and able to remember how good the days of the old republic were.

I am a Knight of the old republic. As a knight of the old republic i wish things were more simple, like in the days of the old republic.

by YuOfTheNight November 10, 2019

Old Person Child

Someone who is very old but still acts like a child.

Tyler is such an old person child since he is old but needs common things explained to him!

by KrustyKrustt April 16, 2018