Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure

Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024

bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕠𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕘𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝔽𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾

bless the beef

stopping some arguing

by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

beef shag

Meaty love

Woah man Nicole is great at beef shags!

by Nicolebish April 2, 2017

Beef Tenderloin

A very small gamer YouTuber and streamer. He's pretty funny, but kinda an asshole.

Yo check out Beef Tenderloin on YouTube

by Largest Changes Uno May 4, 2020

Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006