Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 4, 2013

knock the socks off

surpass or beat.

"it will knock the socks off the opposition"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie

“Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”

by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022

Poop Sock

A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.

Mom found poop sock

by Mr. Marvel May 14, 2019

Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess

A Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess is a wonderful person. They know when to lift you up when you fall down and will always be there for you. Never let go of a RGSD and especially never betray one. Although they can be nice that’s only when that person deserves it. You make one mistake- RGSD will make you feel physical and emotional pain like you’ve never felt before. Once you lose their respect or trust it’s very very difficult to gain back.

“Man, don’t be so uptight. Let go and live a little- be a Raw-Gem-Sock Donguess once in a while.”

by Penelope The Wise January 17, 2018

Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.

Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)

by logasdhasdjahsdkjhasjhkjhk May 31, 2022