Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.

by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017

Backup friend

A friend who you use as a "backup", whenever your friends arent around or arent in that day

"Shes just her backup friend, they dont even hang out"

by Yelvet September 25, 2020

friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016

friend-spouse

Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.

Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.

"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."

"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"

by tobiewankenobi March 16, 2009

Multi-friend

When a person is able (or not able) to have more than one friendship, and/or be nice to more than one person at a time.

Girl: Have you talked to Harriet today?

Girl2: No, have you?
Girl: Yeah.
Girl2: Oh, she must not be able to multi-friend again.

Or

Sarah is so nice to everyone! She can totally multi-friend!!

by pookey32 October 21, 2009

Friend Zone

A common phrase that attempts to shame people for saying no.

"Mate, I got put in the friend zone."

by cherryp0p October 22, 2018

drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.

"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."

by Gorgoroth September 5, 2009