Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.
I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.
by Rikstir June 5, 2020

Being so savagely tricked that you can't believe what just happened. (i.e. A teacher telling you don't need to worry about an exam and then giving you the most difficult test you've ever taken)
Guy #1 - Nancy asked for my number. I I thought we were going to go out, but she just pinned it in the girl's bathroom with a "Text me for period advice" sign.
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out
by @MissTake September 21, 2020

by BiggeCheese105 May 18, 2023

by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

Someone who hangs around you and puts on an act and they won’t say the things they don’t give advice to you to change yourself or don’t tell you what they don’t like about you
I thought Xavier was my friend but he wasn’t he never told me what he didn’t like about me or how could I change myself and if you know somebody that you think is your friend but they don’t do anything to tell you to better yourself then their fake friends
by Hot Nigger March 16, 2021

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan
If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”
Bean in plural is “Beanz”
If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”
Bean in plural is “Beanz”
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
